Things happen when you're "tracking." You try to stay incognito and you desperately try to catch a glimpse. You're in-and-out of tight situations, but you know it's all worth it! Once you peek that hog you're tracking, it's time to celebrate! You throw on your Celebrity Hog Tracker tank top and jorts and suck down a Mai Tai. Who knows, a few drinks later, you may be back to tracking and at least, you'll be in the perfect attire for the job!
